OK. So I move into a neighborhood thinking it is a nice neighborhood. When we moved in, there were two series of homes - Inspiration/Destination. We chose the higher end. Our whole side of the neighborhood was supposed to be higher end. We got a good deal, but we have all the paperwork that says all around us would be higher end. Enter Market Crash. So now, we have people around us with way less expensive homes and one in particular who is building, but honeslty does not know if she can afford it.
But that isn't the rude part. OK... so she and her family are totally clampets moving to Beverly! I'm sorry, but that is the nicest way to describe them. PLUS... she has two sets of friends moving to our block too... complete with

duke shorts and no teeth... I'm not kidding.
But that is not the rude part... how about she comes over here every day... sometimes twice a day.... and buts into our conversations, puts us all down... tells us we don't have as much cabinets as her friend (meanwhile, we all looked while they were building, and a few of us have at least double what they both have just because of the layout of our kitchens). She has gone out of her way to put down several of our brick color choices, our appliance choices, cabinet color choices, etc... and landscaping too... and has even made fun of me for having my four year old on a schedule. She came knocking at 9pm one night because her daughter needed to potty and after I had done so nicely a few times, my husband finally said "get out" at about 10:30pm. And I explained that my son was on a schedule - she was like - "lighten up, it's summer"... OK.. he's FOUR! Her friend moving to the end of the street didn't get a fireplace because they are afraid their 11/13 year old boys will burn the house down. And asked us if they could give us their numbers because they work nights and just in case we saw their kids vandalizing anything, could we call them instead of the police"... And they were all making comments about what their children would be teaching ours.... so now, we are all trying to figure out how to avoid them and they are not even here yet... They move here next week. We're wanting to sell!
UGH'
What can we do? We have all had annoying neighbors, but I have never dealt with such blatantly horrid people as neighbors and I was wondering if you had any advise.
Em